Comments on Diary of an Ex-schoolnerd: The "blue balls" face

This isn't about Blue Balls...this is about gu...

2012-01-21T12:58:36.905-08:00

This isn't about Blue Balls...this is about guys becoming aroused and wanting sexual gratification. There is no such thing as "blue balls face". Fact is when a guy is experiencing blue balls he doesn't even think of sex...just to get rid of the pain.
Read about blue balls from a guy's perspective...
introducingade.blogspot.com/2010/12/cock-teasers-blue-balls-prequel-to.html?m=0

ewww

2011-12-04T01:46:55.497-08:00

ewww

@miss123 lol yeah u sure do... i might have fallen...

2011-08-17T02:45:48.748-07:00

@miss123 lol yeah u sure do... i might have fallen for it too once or twice...

This PreyingMantis dude is an idiot sha. Nyways I ...

2011-08-16T11:52:55.005-07:00

This PreyingMantis dude is an idiot sha. Nyways I haff fallen for d *blue ball face* yh dats ryt! I admit
Mine went like dis...pls na, lemme just rub it btw ur thighs, hold em 2geda for me & whoosh... It landed in my vjayjay.
I deserve a honesty award here. Lol

As a guy, all I can say is that guys like to kpans...

2011-07-21T04:23:59.036-07:00

As a guy, all I can say is that guys like to kpansh, whether its straight up segsy time, a quickie, bj or just a hand job. its hardwired into our primal instincts. However I dont know about begging sha, I would ask maybe once or twice and then give it up in favor of self pleasure.

OMG! im rotflmao right now & its not helping d...

2011-07-19T02:43:37.661-07:00

OMG! im rotflmao right now & its not helping dat im reading dis @work.
@Dudu...u just killed me lmao

@Ms_sweetns, i wonder o.

Leme just play around d "gate" i promise not to enter..mshew

Ha ha ha ha this is effing hilarious I must confes...

2011-07-17T13:26:31.196-07:00

Ha ha ha ha this is effing hilarious I must confess loads of blue balls face statement like.....pls just help me please I beg u.... "I won't put it inside just around it" (d thing no get shoulder o) or "pleeeease goshN damn (n all d swear words u can think of) my stomach will pain me today "please just help me out.....ℓoℓ it goes on n on

Lmao! Okk I have heard "let me just touch the...

2011-07-16T07:37:16.930-07:00

Lmao! Okk I have heard "let me just touch the hair there" really?of what benefit is that?

LWTMB! I haff Die! Who is this Dudu too?

2011-07-05T07:38:12.519-07:00

LWTMB! I haff Die! Who is this Dudu too?

Apparently all the babes here escaped the "ju...

2011-07-04T01:33:32.857-07:00

Apparently all the babes here escaped the "just the tip", so called..."blue balls face"...

I'm sure! y'all know you fall for it all the time. who're u kidding?

and the choir master coulda had his lead singer if that guy didn't "cock block".

girls stop lying pls!

Blaise boi easy nau. It's genuineli on so...

2011-06-29T19:11:00.710-07:00
Blaise boi easy nau.
It's genuineli on some heart tickle momentum, as in I'v neva cin any1 spell "Jejely" b4 #leggoo
Big ups 2 u Laide, hope u taking it all constructiveli & all sha.
& am totalli secondin' d anonymous Dude & axin which one of you is a chorister :):P:D:P

chei, see as genuine "heart-tickle" caus...

2011-06-28T01:06:16.482-07:00
chei, see as genuine "heart-tickle" cause kasala for here oh, lmao ~ haters always goinna hate

niceone Laide...

Well most writers pen their imaginations while som...

2011-06-26T12:01:49.296-07:00
Well most writers pen their imaginations while some pen reality...but there are those who do both....ur pik...
"due to prolonged unsatisfied sexual satisfaction" dear nerd, smfin is nt ryt bout dat,
Though I kinda understand what ur doin here but dis write seemed to have been posted in a hurry as dia r lots of typos...here & there...although it myt be due to d pidgin u added here n there also....
Bak 2d 1st lyn...well..u'v met dudes whu are conji crazed and can't control demselves...I praaaaaaayyyy u meet dudes wen no send ur cat even if it was an "O'malley or O'grady", dudes hu will tell u to "eat ur cat & have it".....dudes on d level..
But then..tis dis syd of picture u'v seen, & so explains dis post, d oda side u havnt seen,
But then, the things you don't see, you don't know, the things you don't know you don't understand, and the things you don't understand successfully eludes you. -Blaise Aphascea

lwkmd laide,you took it out right of me...lwkm @du...

2011-06-26T07:04:20.582-07:00
lwkmd laide,you took it out right of me...lwkm @dudu

OMG! I have just forwarded this mail to my friend....

2011-06-25T15:40:33.368-07:00
OMG! I have just forwarded this mail to my friend. I can soo relate! I hate the begging. it just makes you lose all respect for the guy. hilarious!!

LMAO! Blue Balls is real though and its really pai...

2011-06-24T17:27:31.707-07:00
LMAO! Blue Balls is real though and its really painful! I know this cos I don't give the "blue balls face" so as to be granted entry into the "Va-Okocha" (no b only Jay Jay). I jus turn around n sleep.

@Kunta_LP_Kinte

so true!

2011-06-24T16:30:54.995-07:00
so true!

Dudu slayed me with his comment tho, shebi you'...

2011-06-23T17:31:08.019-07:00
Dudu slayed me with his comment tho, shebi you're in the choir? Hahah, but yea tho, its just mean really, someone said its like going to Disney & not getting on a ride. Spot on comparison. Guys have to revert to drastic means now ir "The Tip" , this shit is classic tho, works almost everytime.. Awon oloshi babes. At this stage in life tho when a babe tells you "No' you'd just suck it up & carry on. When its not like Jergens has finished in the country. Begging for sex is really sad & should not be done mehn.

*Drops Mic*

But then again, which one of you is a chorister :)

Buahahahahahaha......I kno ds face..buahahahahahah...

2011-06-23T12:55:48.247-07:00
Buahahahahahaha......I kno ds face..buahahahahahaha.....OMG!

Its clear you have no idea what blue balls really ...

2011-06-23T12:25:22.884-07:00
Its clear you have no idea what blue balls really are. Real blue balls; the guy is in so much pain sex would end up being the last thing on his mind and your example was too watery please pick a more concrete one next time. I know you might end up calling me a hater but I don't give a fuck cause IT IS MY OPINION hehehhe. All the best with your future articles though ;)

LWKMD......OMG. this takes me way back to my unipo...

2011-06-23T05:59:42.851-07:00
LWKMD......OMG. this takes me way back to my uniport dayz.
the most annoying and irritating one is the, "just the tip one"
Guys dont seem to realize how pathetic they look when they beg for a shag, breathing and panting like they just did a 100 meters sprint, and thats even the more reason why i wont give up the cherry.

Don't kid yourself blue balls exists and its p...

2011-06-23T03:46:22.794-07:00
Don't kid yourself blue balls exists and its painful, anyone who has had blue balls knows that it hurts like a kick in d gonads. I'm serious and sometimes the babe may have left b4 it strikes. It ain't something to play with.

...lmaooo.niicce.. ok i'm a dude n i got the b...

2011-06-23T03:13:11.279-07:00
...lmaooo.niicce..
ok i'm a dude n i got the blue balls treatment form my ex....lets just say she still wonders till this day why we broke up..

its not so much the physical pain as it is the ...

2011-06-23T03:12:24.736-07:00
its not so much the physical pain as it is the 'heart break'!

Imagine going to Disney World but not getting on the rides.

Or going to the cinemas just to watch the previews!

*cringe*

LMAO! I have heard "please help me" *i...

2011-06-23T02:23:34.041-07:00
LMAO! I have heard

"please help me" *insert blue balls face* plus teary eyes, straining neck muscles and hands held out in despair...

I did help ;)with alternate methods to shagging.